Good day good people. It is December 1st so you already know what’s in store!!… Christmas, new years, and my Random Thoughts Of Novenber of course!!! So as always, enjoy!!
It would be LOVE if Uber or Lyft drivers could include money for meals (if you made a stop) in their price for the ride. Absolute. LOVE. Just flash ya phone at the window, take your bag, and pull off!! Lol
Eminem is undeniably one of the greatest rappers alive. And MGK just… tore him up. Of course I think eminem put out a solid diss to mgk… actually several of them. But MGK gottem. And then Eminem went… HAM!
“Most pepeople are nobody til somebody kill em”- Lil Wayne, Famous, The Carter V
Is there a man out there who is looking for love?
11/8/18, 4:08p- walks in the bathroom at work and breaks out with the casper slide- “we bout to get FUNKY!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Its not that we dont want immigrants in our country… we want them to come to our country. It’s about HOW they’re getting in the country that’s the problem” — this is the smartest thing I’ve ever heard Donald Trump say.
I think it’s amazing that depending on which way your facing downtown cleveland, you get the essence of the city. View from I-77 N: still looks like a steel factory power house; View from I-90 E: downtown looks like a beautiful metropolis; View from the Flats: the skyscrapers light up the sky like an outdoor night club. I love it.
I am not insecure. But I am not dumb either.
When I ask a man about his previous relationships, it’s not to be nosey. It’s to check your headspace and determine how much energy I need to expel for this situation..
If I had a dollar for every time a man told me “you’re too pretty to be walkin/on the bus” I’d have a Bentley truck. PERIODT. I dont wanna hear that phrase again unless its followed by the sound of keys dropping in my hand 😤
It ain’t easy bein greasy 😏
When men talk to me, I assume everything that comes out of their mouth is a lie. I just do. Until I can verify it, issalie. Sorry not sorry.
This guy told me “yea, dont cut your hair no more” –😐🤨🤨😑😑😑😒😠😠😡🤬 Muthafucka! I know I look better with long hair but this hair looks good on me! 😤😠😠 ISSALOOK lil bitch.
–this same guy told me I don’t have no ass 🙄😑. I got one. You just cant see it in these pajama pants fool. I got one when it matters. 🙄😆boop here! *jayrock (tde) voice*. .. and ever since I’ve been dressing hella sexy lowkey. But I’m blocked. 🙏🏽😆 good, lil bitch.
Niggas are fucking weird
I wish I got $ deposited to my account whenever I have to repeat myself to someone. I’d be 1 rich bitch because it seems like no one listens to me 🙄😑🙄
Niggas are dumb
“I’m talkin to bitches like I’m on an interview… bitch! Check my DNA, get in the car” -jeff McKee 🤣🤣🤣
I’m having a qtr life crisis… and its depressing
I invited a bunch of ppl to my house for a kickback to kinda start off my bday week (after being asked to throw a kickback) …and nobody shows up… correction: 4 ppl show up. So this does not apply to them. I feel like everyone had the same thought “oh it’s gonna be a bunch of ppl there so if I don’t go I’ll just link up with her later”… problem with that is: …there won’t be a later; …and if everyone has that same thought, no one will be there… …and that’s exactly what happened.. how do you think that makes me feel?? Fuck yall! There won’t be a next time because i’m not having anymore fucking game nights at my house!! To not come with no explanation either?? Disrespect. Lucky you. Fuck you too. 🖕🏽
I wish someone cared enough about me to throw me a surprise party 😔