Random Thoughts Of August

Good morning All… its September 2nd and to be honest, I almost forgot it was this time of the month again.. lol anywho, per-usual, I present you: Random Thoughs Of August. Enjoy 🙃


Some people really dont see while they are taking the bullets, loading the gun, and aiming at their big toe… I took the blindfold off for you, and you just go put it right back on and remove the safety… smfh

First day of school was August 13th? Well damn. That escalated quickly… (they couldn’t wait until the 20s?)

Bitch talk bout she might have to get the ‘huh’😤. Bitch What Is That!? I GOT THE STRAP! COME AT ME BRO

Idk why but… TeeGrizzley: he can get it. Idk but I want his teddy bear lookin ass 😍😍🤣🤣😅

As a woman, have you ever been in a room with mostly or all men.. and noticed that you got the biggest calves in the room? 🤣😅🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

It’s always something. Always.

If you on a diet and think it’s too expensive to have an infuser bottle and buy fruit, you not really on a diet my nigga. You’re kidding yourself.


When my feelings are hurt. They hurt. Like real hurt. Like, hurt to the point I dont want anything to do with you. Ever again.🙅🏽‍♀️

I dont care for niggas that feel they have to sell themselves to me. Yall kill me with the, “I’m the type of guy that does ______ for their woman…”, “I’m the type of guy that would never ________ a woman…”, “im the type of guy…” and so on and so forth. Let.youractions.speak.forthemselves.

I think when I’m on my period, the little bit of tolerance that I regularly do have 👌🏽, reduces to this 🖕🏽 amount.

It really does not phase me when someone is mad at me, especially when I know I aint do anything wrong.

Dont doubt me. I am 97% of the time correct. I just am (🤜🏽🤜🏽 knocks on wood). . .. when the people around me accept this, their lives will be much easier. Lol. 😐

August 23rd, 12:30pm. I just left work to go to an interview aaaannndd… I just realized I forgot to put on deodarant this morning 😓😭🤦🏽‍♀️.


How you gone be in a wheel chair with a cane. And using so to direct it… lol

Check this: They cant get rid of this nigga Dre on Power, but leave it to Olivia Benson on Law & Order SVU to arrest and convict this nigga Malik (aka Rotimi aka Dre). 🤣🤣. For pimpin… Damn 🤦🏽‍♀️😅🤣

Hey man, niggas really dont know the toll it takes on a woman when they hurt her feelings.. it may sound crazy but when a guy just stops talking to me randomly or even drops me for another girl, it literally eats at me. I get in my feelings and start to think “what does she have that I dont? A car? 2 jobs? Her ass is fatter? Her hair is longer? What does that bitch have that I dont?” Or “what am I missing for him to want me?”.. and I really pick myself apart trying to understand where I may have went wrong and I put it all on myself. I know it’s bad and a dark place but I go there every time. This is why I dont get emotionally involved with anyone. This is why I dont become interested for a long time. This is why I dont take men serious for a while… because I end up getting my feelings hurt and back at the corner of “hurt” and “alone”. I’d rather avoid the intersection all together

I will never understand people who go to someone’s house just to be on their phone the whole time. Its rude. And dumb. And you need to go back home.

Take me at my word, if I say I’m gonna do something I’m gonna do it. If I say I’m going to write a letter to your boss about why you are incompetent and not fit for your job, assume it’s already sent. If I say ima break your nose, taste the blood.

Are people really watching my moves?

ME: I need clarity…what are we doing?…am o wasting my time?..

HIM: No. But we should be friends….

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ (clearly I’m wasting my time huh?)

Ain’t no Friday better than your last Friday at a job you hate.😜 FUCK YALL BITCHES! IM OUT ✌🏽✌🏽

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