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Random Thoughts of July

Hey guys. I’m a day late and a dolla short again lol (only bc I ain’t got paid again yet lol). But as usual… here is My Random Thoughts Of July! Enjoy πŸ™ƒ

“Man having to get up early for work, just makes me wanna say, “man fuck work!”” πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€£

When you can meet more than one need for an employer, you become indespencible

Alexa is a game changer… fuck all that “only iPhones have facetime”,”we dont have to download an app”, “blahblahblah iPhones facetime iPhones facetime blahblahblah” FUCK YALL. I can facetime anybody with a front camera off my alexa app! FUCKYOUMEAN

Dont pull up to my house to wait for a move. The move needs to already be in play before you decide to pull up on me. Because, what are we going to do? Sit around looking dumb waiting for a text or a phone call. Nah fam, that’s dead. I’d rather be shleep doe πŸ™„πŸ˜΄

“Them invoices separate the men from the Boys”- Jay-Z

Summer colds are the worst. πŸ˜‘ muhfuckas looking at me like ‘eww, do you have allergies?’ NO BITCH! I’m just dealin with some bullshit…

I am the type to delete a message without reading it and pretend it never came thru… I am. And I’m not sorry… when my BS censor is pinging like crazy I dont even bother to open it ‘delete Delete DELETE!!’

So apparently my farts are deadly πŸ™„πŸ˜Ά…. πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

This shit is full of quacks and clucks, aka, this shit is for the birds

“I heard yall got into it Friday? ” – nah, WE didnt. I said that bitch cant come dance over by me and she stood there silent like a deer caught in headlights.. …and I turned around and kept dancing

Me: I think shes pretty

πŸ™‡πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ: I think her skin is pretty.

Me: what? Just her skin? Lol.

πŸ™‡πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ: yes. Her skin is a beautiful chocolate. But the rest is bedbug.

Me: 😳😳😨😨 BEDBUG!? WHAT? 🀣

πŸ™‡πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ: YES. A blood sucking lookin ass bitch.

Me: πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ …. I think you’ve been hanging around me too long.

It really irritates me when I say something slick to someone and then move on to like 2 or 3 other things, and that person pops off with an attitude because of the very first thing i said… nigga do you know I’m not even talking about that anymore? Seriously, why you bringing up old shit πŸ™„πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘.. like I cant even play with niggas

Nothing is worse that a DL brotha. Nothing. It is 2018, anybody who is anybody really wont care who you prefer between your legs and know it’s not their business anyway. Just come out.

RIDDLE: Girl A likes Boy A but Boy A likes Girl B. Girl B is interested in Boy A. When they hangout, Boy A tells Girl B how much Girl A likes him and how much he does not like Girl A. However, Girl B sees Girl A and Boy A kicking it constantly on more than a friendship basis. What is Girl B supposed to think? 😢😢: Niggas really ain’t shit.

Shorty think she cute for kickin me off the Netflix account.. I hope you have that same energy when I kick you off the phone plan lol πŸ™ƒ

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