Hey guys. I’m a day late and a dolla short again lol (only bc I ain’t got paid again yet lol). But as usual… here is My Random Thoughts Of July! Enjoy 🙃
“Man having to get up early for work, just makes me wanna say, “man fuck work!”” 🤦🏼♀️🤣
When you can meet more than one need for an employer, you become indespencible
Alexa is a game changer… fuck all that “only iPhones have facetime”,”we dont have to download an app”, “blahblahblah iPhones facetime iPhones facetime blahblahblah” FUCK YALL. I can facetime anybody with a front camera off my alexa app! FUCKYOUMEAN
Dont pull up to my house to wait for a move. The move needs to already be in play before you decide to pull up on me. Because, what are we going to do? Sit around looking dumb waiting for a text or a phone call. Nah fam, that’s dead. I’d rather be shleep doe 🙄😴
“Them invoices separate the men from the Boys”- Jay-Z
Summer colds are the worst. 😑 muhfuckas looking at me like ‘eww, do you have allergies?’ NO BITCH! I’m just dealin with some bullshit…
I am the type to delete a message without reading it and pretend it never came thru… I am. And I’m not sorry… when my BS censor is pinging like crazy I dont even bother to open it ‘delete Delete DELETE!!’
So apparently my farts are deadly 🙄😶…. 🤣🤦🏼♀️🤣🤦🏼♀️
This shit is full of quacks and clucks, aka, this shit is for the birds
“I heard yall got into it Friday? ” – nah, WE didnt. I said that bitch cant come dance over by me and she stood there silent like a deer caught in headlights.. …and I turned around and kept dancing
Me: I think shes pretty
🙇🏾♂️: I think her skin is pretty.
Me: what? Just her skin? Lol.
🙇🏾♂️: yes. Her skin is a beautiful chocolate. But the rest is bedbug.
Me: 😳😳😨😨 BEDBUG!? WHAT? 🤣
🙇🏾♂️: YES. A blood sucking lookin ass bitch.
Me: 😳😳😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀 …. I think you’ve been hanging around me too long.
It really irritates me when I say something slick to someone and then move on to like 2 or 3 other things, and that person pops off with an attitude because of the very first thing i said… nigga do you know I’m not even talking about that anymore? Seriously, why you bringing up old shit 🙄😑😑😑.. like I cant even play with niggas
Nothing is worse that a DL brotha. Nothing. It is 2018, anybody who is anybody really wont care who you prefer between your legs and know it’s not their business anyway. Just come out.
RIDDLE: Girl A likes Boy A but Boy A likes Girl B. Girl B is interested in Boy A. When they hangout, Boy A tells Girl B how much Girl A likes him and how much he does not like Girl A. However, Girl B sees Girl A and Boy A kicking it constantly on more than a friendship basis. What is Girl B supposed to think? 😶😶: Niggas really ain’t shit.
Shorty think she cute for kickin me off the Netflix account.. I hope you have that same energy when I kick you off the phone plan lol 🙃