Random Thoughts of May

Good day to you all!! It’s that time again; I present to you my Random Thoughts of May. I’m a lil late but I was distracted yesterday so i want able to deliver.. But we here now. 😊. Enjoy!

I see my supervisor on that fuck shit again…

You ever met someone at work that had to warm up to you and then had to warm up to you again on the outside kick it? Like, πŸ™„πŸ˜‘ aright bih.

I can understand having a hard life and or going through rough trials & tribulations but you dont need to have a chip on your shoulder about it.

“…the next time I see that bitch at the rapid, she wont have to worry about Charles coming after her because ima beat tf out at her…” -Ms. Angie

I think some dudes out here like selling dreams… like it’s a hobby

“Do not let that drunk bitch sit on a couch! Shes guaranteed to fall asleep”

7:08 May 21st, 2018- statistic appears on the screen “more school children have died from gun violence than active military personnel” –this literally almost made me cry… almost/ why does my heart hurt but my brain doesn’t feel it as much?/because its unfortunately commonplace in American culture. Its embedded in our culture subconsciencely/the news anchor continues to another story using a gun phrase as a transitional statement “next, Trump blasts <..> on Twitter yesterday…”. Gun violence is embedded in our every day linguistics and gestures, and you’d expected that a couple hundred dead kids would change someone’s mind…. apparently not πŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ’”

Mmm.. πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” … how do I tell sis the nigga she throwing her whole relationship away for will fuck another bitch on demand?… and has. .. πŸ€”πŸ€” I dont. 🐩🐩 –he ain’t shit and she’s being dumb.. I gotta let that shit ride out.

The more I wake up, the more simultaneously intimidated and intrigued I become…

Yo, I got game.

… Shorty winnin.

“I just been playin I ain’t even know I was winnin” -over my dead body; drake

That moment you present words or a phrase to someone that has used said words or phrase to describe you behind your back,…. and they look at you as if grandma caught them stealing out of the cookie jar red-handed and a whoopin is a-brewin. I live for that moment, I really do. –Because YES NIGGA, I know that you were talking shit about me and I did just hint to you that I KNOW you were talking shit about me so it might be best to just keep my name out of your mouth all together, mmkay πŸ™ƒ

So.. it was considered harsh when I just unfollowed you, but its NOT considered harsh when you lead me on… to metaphorically fall on my face in a pile of shit. Um.. πŸ™„πŸ™„ ok. Wheredeydodatat? πŸ€”

I’m a bougie bitch from the heights –and water is wet πŸ™„πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

I really wanted the Cavs to play Houston in the NBA finals.. I’m so tired of seeing golden state 😀😀

How do you create the issue then look at the other person like “what’s wrong? You seem tense? Why you dont fuck with me no more?” 🀣 are you kidding me? Bye nigga ✌🏽 lol

My mama got a whole list of stuff she let me borrow… and whenever she visits she always goes home and never is able to scratch anything off her list πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€«

I hate when people continuously ask me if I’m ok or why am I mad or why am I annoyed when I’m not. Ask me one more time and watch I dont show tf out so you can make the distinction πŸ˜‘πŸ˜€… that question alone will get me there.

But why my coworker walk behind me every day singing ‘Poison’ by BBD 😭😭

Out of state niggas always tell me they gone pull up… and never do πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚ pick a date and everything just to not show up and hit me with one of these: “…some shit changed in the last…”

Universe, give me another car. Infiniti. Or a Chevy. I’m really not picky forreal but I’m not going to take just anything… you know what I need and what will work… universe give me another car.

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