Random Thoughts Of April

Is that time again!!!! I present to yoouuu… My Random Thoughts of April. It has been… a month of enlightenment.. πŸ€―πŸ§ πŸ’‘. Enjoy πŸ™ƒ

I hope I’m not the only one who wakes up and finds random battle scars on their body. *looks at knuckles and arms* 😯 bruh who were you fighting?? AND WHEN??? lol πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜…

So… a murderer… told me I shouldn’t write about robbing and setting ppl up… ok um ☝🏽 first of all Mr. POT πŸ₯˜….

Is it bad that a man’s height may determine what type of shoes I decide to wear on a dateπŸ€¨πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ lol

I SEE YOU, PIPIN UP ON THESE NIGGAS, YA GOTTA BE, NICE FOR WHAT TO THESE NIGGASπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

the universe wants me to revert back to my savage ways… I see it… and I just might…

This woman sprayed “perfume” at work and I thought someone sprayed Raid. My sinuses and stomach got fucked up real quick and I was pissed. I’m not sorry.

I’m not gonna be the one to say “nice guys finish last” buttum… you don’t finish first by just being nice all the time πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ™„

Grand Master Finesser here, how can I help you?

You ever been in a situation where someone likes you and, they’re too aggressive but simultaneously not aggressive enough? Personality not aggressive enough, but hella aggressive with unwarranted affection and concern πŸ˜•πŸ˜•… you gotta chill buddy.

STOP COMPARING NICKI MINAJ AND CARDI B! 🍎🍊🍎🍊🍎🍊 – Not ONLY are they not at the same station in life, they do not rap the same. They are in 2 different events at the track meet sis, get it?

— and while we’re still here, I’m waiting on Nicki Minaj to pay homage to Kim… πŸ˜πŸ•›πŸ•ŸπŸ•˜πŸ•₯πŸ•š.. (if you have a link please send it to Londonstimes@gmail.com)

Have you ever wanted to help someone but refrained because you thought it would literally be the death of you?

I swear Cam be gassin me πŸ™„πŸ˜.

I am the type of woman who needs to be left to her own devises most days. If we aren’t EXCLUSIVELY together, dont check up on me… rephrase: dont check up on me every day (once a week is more than substantial). If I dont tag you in, dont defend me. If I dont recruit you, dont insert yourself. IF I DONT CALL FOR YOU, DO NOT COME. Let. Me. Be.

If you hit me up to pull up and you arrive 3 HOURS LATER to a bitch dead sleep (that GOOD k.o. type sleep)- oh.fucking.well. sorry not sorry.

I dont have any friends that are relatively close to me in proximity.. so when I have a man, or a man I’m really feelin, he automatically becomes my bestfriend and I wanna talk to him or hangout with him all the damn time πŸ˜” it’s kinda sad really…

Please dont be concerned with how I spend my time outside our interactions. You will get your feelings hurt. Thanks in advance. -Management

“My friends and I have been hosting this event every weekend for a while, but since we met YOU we host it for you! Sure, there’s a whole gaggle of people you dont know, who will come through and have fun but it’s all for you! If you dont come then what’s the point of having it!?” -um, for the other people maybe? Duh?πŸ™„

Hey bro, idk if you noticed but, your feelings are hangin out. I ain’t wanna embarrass you or nothing but I just wanted to let you know… you might wanna tuck those badboys back in

I swear I work at the most FRIED place in Cleveland. The most bass ackward, ratchetest, retardedest, shit showinest, messiest, funniest, pettiest place. Those are all real words now 😐.

“It takes a whole lot of light to make cheap glass look like diamonds, and you a diamond sis” -cookie lyon

I have found myself. I am now developing on who I am.

I swear the Cavs are the most stressful team to root for πŸ˜§πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ˜‚

April 29th 2018, 7:36pm- this is the first time in over a year that I have completed my laundry and had NO dirty clothes at all. πŸ˜­πŸ™ŒπŸ½

Word to the dumb deaf and blind: if you have an active warrant, you shouldn’t be on anyone’s social media. If you are A FUGITIVE, you should not be on anyone’s social media. That is all.

I swear the blond was becoming contagious at work. Had to switch it up πŸ™„πŸ’πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

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