Is that time again!!!! I present to yoouuu… My Random Thoughts of April. It has been… a month of enlightenment.. 🤯🧠💡. Enjoy 🙃
I hope I’m not the only one who wakes up and finds random battle scars on their body. *looks at knuckles and arms* 😯 bruh who were you fighting?? AND WHEN??? lol 😟😅
So… a murderer… told me I shouldn’t write about robbing and setting ppl up… ok um ☝🏽 first of all Mr. POT 🥘….
Is it bad that a man’s height may determine what type of shoes I decide to wear on a date🤨🤷🏼♀️ lol
I SEE YOU, PIPIN UP ON THESE NIGGAS, YA GOTTA BE, NICE FOR WHAT TO THESE NIGGAS🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
the universe wants me to revert back to my savage ways… I see it… and I just might…
This woman sprayed “perfume” at work and I thought someone sprayed Raid. My sinuses and stomach got fucked up real quick and I was pissed. I’m not sorry.
I’m not gonna be the one to say “nice guys finish last” buttum… you don’t finish first by just being nice all the time 🤷🏼♀️🙄
Grand Master Finesser here, how can I help you?
You ever been in a situation where someone likes you and, they’re too aggressive but simultaneously not aggressive enough? Personality not aggressive enough, but hella aggressive with unwarranted affection and concern 😕😕… you gotta chill buddy.
STOP COMPARING NICKI MINAJ AND CARDI B! 🍎🍊🍎🍊🍎🍊 – Not ONLY are they not at the same station in life, they do not rap the same. They are in 2 different events at the track meet sis, get it?
— and while we’re still here, I’m waiting on Nicki Minaj to pay homage to Kim… 😐🕛🕟🕘🕥🕚.. (if you have a link please send it to Londonstimes@gmail.com)
Have you ever wanted to help someone but refrained because you thought it would literally be the death of you?
I swear Cam be gassin me 🙄😏.
I am the type of woman who needs to be left to her own devises most days. If we aren’t EXCLUSIVELY together, dont check up on me… rephrase: dont check up on me every day (once a week is more than substantial). If I dont tag you in, dont defend me. If I dont recruit you, dont insert yourself. IF I DONT CALL FOR YOU, DO NOT COME. Let. Me. Be.
If you hit me up to pull up and you arrive 3 HOURS LATER to a bitch dead sleep (that GOOD k.o. type sleep)- oh.fucking.well. sorry not sorry.
I dont have any friends that are relatively close to me in proximity.. so when I have a man, or a man I’m really feelin, he automatically becomes my bestfriend and I wanna talk to him or hangout with him all the damn time 😔 it’s kinda sad really…
Please dont be concerned with how I spend my time outside our interactions. You will get your feelings hurt. Thanks in advance. -Management
“My friends and I have been hosting this event every weekend for a while, but since we met YOU we host it for you! Sure, there’s a whole gaggle of people you dont know, who will come through and have fun but it’s all for you! If you dont come then what’s the point of having it!?” -um, for the other people maybe? Duh?🙄
Hey bro, idk if you noticed but, your feelings are hangin out. I ain’t wanna embarrass you or nothing but I just wanted to let you know… you might wanna tuck those badboys back in
I swear I work at the most FRIED place in Cleveland. The most bass ackward, ratchetest, retardedest, shit showinest, messiest, funniest, pettiest place. Those are all real words now 😐.
“It takes a whole lot of light to make cheap glass look like diamonds, and you a diamond sis” -cookie lyon
I have found myself. I am now developing on who I am.
I swear the Cavs are the most stressful team to root for 😧🙌🏽😂
April 29th 2018, 7:36pm- this is the first time in over a year that I have completed my laundry and had NO dirty clothes at all. 😭🙌🏽
Word to the dumb deaf and blind: if you have an active warrant, you shouldn’t be on anyone’s social media. If you are A FUGITIVE, you should not be on anyone’s social media. That is all.
I swear the blond was becoming contagious at work. Had to switch it up 🙄💁🏽♀️