Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts Of March

Here we are! And here we go again! You Got It! Random Thoughts Of March! Btw, Happy Easter! April Fools! AND, DA RENT DUE BIIIHH!! πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ lol enjoy πŸ˜ŠπŸ™ƒ

I wanna be somebody’s wife so bad…. I almost feel like the more I try, the more unlikely that ill get married. I mean, I never saw it in the cards for myself but I WANT to get married. I WANT to be someone’s wife. But I guess… πŸ¦„

Just because I’m The Screenshot Queen don’t mean I’m not a real nigga.

“I’ll erase you like I drew you bitch”- lil wayne

“Key to life keep a bag comin”- Jay-Z

I can’t win for nothin lol. If I’m faithful I get dogged and left. If I cheat I get dogged and left. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­. Ima just do what I want πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ lol

I am single no mingle

“I be listening to your life stories and just think like damn, can she ever catch a break?” -weeelll I got a new job making good money and put a psycho out of my house… I think that’s as close to a break as ima get lol

Switching my work schedule from 9-530 to 930 to 6 literally fucked up my whole feng shui for the week. FUCK THIS! 9-530 IT IS!!

Yo! The HR chick told me before I ever even sat and signed a paper, “don’t come in here lookin for your husband or wife. This ain’t the damn love connection” — DID EVERYONE ELSE MISS THAT MEMO BEFORE TRAINING?? πŸ˜‘πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

If you get caught cheating, it’s because you really don’t give a fuck.

Just because you’re are my best friend does not mean I should believe your word is law. As a matter of fact, I believe it is MY DUTY as a good friend to tell you when you are wrong (or that I know you’re lying). To keep lying when you’ve been caught tho…πŸ˜” I’m offended… and I thoroughly have to question the validity of our friendship. Do you even know me girl?

I think my supervisor singles me out and picks on me because he wants to fuck me πŸ˜‘.

Thank you mama! She been clutch af lately! πŸ˜πŸ€—

Nigga said my braids was like predator braids πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€”πŸ€” because you know I’ll eat you alive? Ok πŸ˜ŠπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

I’m sorry I just don’t have it in me to tell a woman when men talk shit about her sex game… like I just don’t have it in me β˜ΉπŸ˜”πŸ˜”. I’ll do what I can to help her resolve her…. issue, but I cannot literally say “they said your pussy wack/ sting, girl…”. If I learn that myself then I’ll tell you but not if I hear it from a nigga… I just can’t bring myself to it πŸ˜” idk why.

It took the Africans 10 hrs, TEN FUCKING HOURS to do my braid bob… with 2-3 people working on my head at some points… that bitch literally almost didn’t get paid πŸƒπŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ½β€β™€οΈ… but God told me “you do not want that karma. Do the right thing and pay her” —πŸ™„πŸ˜€ ok. But she’s not getting a tip. “Ok my child, no tip. But pay her”. πŸ™„πŸ™„ your right… fine… but I’m pissed… 😀😀 “You can be pissed my child but pay her” — ok! Ok. I am. I am. πŸšΆπŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ’ΈπŸ‘³πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ

How am I stressed out about a relationship I’m not even in? πŸ€”πŸ˜‘πŸ˜€…. yeeeaaano. Sorry, I gotta block y’all. I don’t want no parts… because I’m single no mingle.

Bruh! Who shot my liquor tolerance? WHO!? I find it so easy to get myself drunk now 😟

Verizon just be takin all my money tho 😣

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