Random Thoughts Of March

Here we are! And here we go again! You Got It! Random Thoughts Of March! Btw, Happy Easter! April Fools! AND, DA RENT DUE BIIIHH!! πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ lol enjoy πŸ˜ŠπŸ™ƒ

I wanna be somebody’s wife so bad…. I almost feel like the more I try, the more unlikely that ill get married. I mean, I never saw it in the cards for myself but I WANT to get married. I WANT to be someone’s wife. But I guess… πŸ¦„

Just because I’m The Screenshot Queen don’t mean I’m not a real nigga.

“I’ll erase you like I drew you bitch”- lil wayne

“Key to life keep a bag comin”- Jay-Z

I can’t win for nothin lol. If I’m faithful I get dogged and left. If I cheat I get dogged and left. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­. Ima just do what I want πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ lol

I am single no mingle

“I be listening to your life stories and just think like damn, can she ever catch a break?” -weeelll I got a new job making good money and put a psycho out of my house… I think that’s as close to a break as ima get lol

Switching my work schedule from 9-530 to 930 to 6 literally fucked up my whole feng shui for the week. FUCK THIS! 9-530 IT IS!!

Yo! The HR chick told me before I ever even sat and signed a paper, “don’t come in here lookin for your husband or wife. This ain’t the damn love connection” — DID EVERYONE ELSE MISS THAT MEMO BEFORE TRAINING?? πŸ˜‘πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

If you get caught cheating, it’s because you really don’t give a fuck.

Just because you’re are my best friend does not mean I should believe your word is law. As a matter of fact, I believe it is MY DUTY as a good friend to tell you when you are wrong (or that I know you’re lying). To keep lying when you’ve been caught tho…πŸ˜” I’m offended… and I thoroughly have to question the validity of our friendship. Do you even know me girl?

I think my supervisor singles me out and picks on me because he wants to fuck me πŸ˜‘.

Thank you mama! She been clutch af lately! πŸ˜πŸ€—

Nigga said my braids was like predator braids πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€”πŸ€” because you know I’ll eat you alive? Ok πŸ˜ŠπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

I’m sorry I just don’t have it in me to tell a woman when men talk shit about her sex game… like I just don’t have it in me β˜ΉπŸ˜”πŸ˜”. I’ll do what I can to help her resolve her…. issue, but I cannot literally say “they said your pussy wack/ sting, girl…”. If I learn that myself then I’ll tell you but not if I hear it from a nigga… I just can’t bring myself to it πŸ˜” idk why.

It took the Africans 10 hrs, TEN FUCKING HOURS to do my braid bob… with 2-3 people working on my head at some points… that bitch literally almost didn’t get paid πŸƒπŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ½β€β™€οΈ… but God told me “you do not want that karma. Do the right thing and pay her” —πŸ™„πŸ˜€ ok. But she’s not getting a tip. “Ok my child, no tip. But pay her”. πŸ™„πŸ™„ your right… fine… but I’m pissed… 😀😀 “You can be pissed my child but pay her” — ok! Ok. I am. I am. πŸšΆπŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ’ΈπŸ‘³πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ

How am I stressed out about a relationship I’m not even in? πŸ€”πŸ˜‘πŸ˜€…. yeeeaaano. Sorry, I gotta block y’all. I don’t want no parts… because I’m single no mingle.

Bruh! Who shot my liquor tolerance? WHO!? I find it so easy to get myself drunk now 😟

Verizon just be takin all my money tho 😣

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